i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
This is too fucking hilarious goodbye
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^ that includes precum & menstrual blood <3
Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—
- Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.
- Steve loves apple cake.
1/? These are just a couple of my favourite supernatural tumblr posts. These are not mine.
im laughi ng so hard
Homosexuality is only a sin if you don’t make her cum.
Words to live by
By that logic heterosexuality is always a sin
OH OH OH OH
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes
I fucking know what happened previously ok
I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know
Scarlett’s stunt trainning for her role as Black Widow in Iron Man2
"Scarlett hadn’t really done an action role.And she assured me that she would work as hard as she needed to both get in sharp and do her stunts and learn all that stuff.She spent hours and hours and hours for months.By far the most dedicated actor when it came to stunt work and the physical work." - Jon Favreau:Director&co-star