Put your lighters up
potterstargleewho:

pandaimamonster:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

pinknailpolishhh:

classylane:

half of tumblr can’t reblog this
lol.

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I’m ashamed of half of tumblr then…

There should be way more notes on this.

potterstargleewho:

pandaimamonster:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

pinknailpolishhh:

classylane:

half of tumblr can’t reblog this

lol.

I’m ashamed of half of tumblr then…

There should be way more notes on this.

scntrx:

DEPRESSION BLOG

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

timecatchesupwithusall:

placeofold:

Guys, You called it. You joked for months that the next doctor should be Gordan Ramsey.

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Peter Capaldi is a scottish Gordan Ramsey

The problem with this is that Peter Capaldi can’t be ‘a Scottish version of Gordon Ramsay’ when Gordon Ramsay is Scottish too

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

itsajensenthing:

the most popular inactive acct on twitter x
srsly it hasn’t even been 24 hrs and he’s already at 10k lol

itsajensenthing:

the most popular inactive acct on twitter x

srsly it hasn’t even been 24 hrs and he’s already at 10k lol

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

gnostic-forest:

specialopz:

AM in the tree fort

This is amazing. 

gnostic-forest:

specialopz:

AM in the tree fort

This is amazing.