half of tumblr can’t reblog this
I’m ashamed of half of tumblr then…
There should be way more notes on this.
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
Guys, You called it. You joked for months that the next doctor should be Gordan Ramsey.
Peter Capaldi is a scottish Gordan Ramsey
The problem with this is that Peter Capaldi can’t be ‘a Scottish version of Gordon Ramsay’ when Gordon Ramsay is Scottish too
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
the most popular inactive acct on twitter x
srsly it hasn’t even been 24 hrs and he’s already at 10k lol
"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]